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JonnyNero shunned nerddom for 10 years. After being brought to see the light, he has been having new experiences that some of you may find mundane. N00b Diaries is a feature with the hopes of taking you back to the days where you were just a newbie yourself.

Since my last installment, we have sat down for two more sessions of D&D, and I’m beginning to see a pattern. Okay… many patterns. I’m not so sure if it’s the norm or just an anomaly of our group.

(-Rocks Fall and then you click this jump-)

For those of you who have been reading our site from the beginning, I hope you have begun to realize that I am a geek and have been one my entire life (and if not, then you are a liar, sir! A liar and a cheat! *insert British accent here*). I just forgot that I was for a good portion of it. So I missed out on a lot of cool geeky things. N00b Diaries are stories on my new experiences in geek culture, in the hopes that it takes you back to the days where you were a n00b just like me.

This weekend was the beginning of my first quest. As a wood elf barbarian looking for my father, I stumbled upon a mother who was wrongly accused of murdering her son. Myself and three fellow adventurers set off to clear her name. Yes, that’s right: this was my first time playing Dungeons and Dragons.

(–Have at thee, rapscallion!–)