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In lieu of real content, I thought I’d share something from my daily commute. I encountered a rather large traffic jam on the way home from work, and my time spent in that parking lot inspired me to modern poetry. Since Twitter was down at the time, my genius was saved to my G1, and you may all now benefit. Enjoy:

Surf the exit lane,
Then cut back into traffic.
Way to be a douche.

Two lanes join as one;
Everyone freaks the fuck out.
Learn to zipper, noobs.

~HotSake~

With the announcement of preregistration for PAX, many community events start to ramp up their planning for the approaching awesome. Everything from Buttoneering, Cookie Brigade, CCST, and the Pre-PAX Dinner are in their full planning stages in order to bring even more to the experience that is PAX.

This year, I’m officially announcing a new community tradition, the PAX Prank. As some of you may know, myself, proximity, ClickPicTony, and JonnyNero came to PAX 08 last year with an idea. An idea based on a little supervillian musical written by Joss Whedon. It came to be known as Bad Horsing, Horse-Rolling, and The New Rickroll.

(-What’s next?-)

Keanu as Spike, eh?

You may have already heard the news. I know Jonny has. Keanu Reeves is confirmed to play Spike Spiegel in the Cowboy Bebop live action movie, planned for release in 2010. For my part, I’ll give him a chance. Spike’s a very laid back character; Reeves could be a good match.

What do you think?

Burn HotSake as a heretic in the comments or on our amazing forums!