Traffic Jam Haiku

by HotSake on May.08, 2009, under Rants

In lieu of real content, I thought I’d share something from my daily commute. I encountered a rather large traffic jam on the way home from work, and my time spent in that parking lot inspired me to modern poetry. Since Twitter was down at the time, my genius was saved to my G1, and you may all now benefit. Enjoy:

Surf the exit lane,
Then cut back into traffic.
Way to be a douche.

Stop and go and stop.
You’re fucking with my mileage.
Greenpeace disapproves.

The cause is revealed:
Moving van broke down in lane.
Hate your furniture.

Two lanes join as one;
Everyone freaks the fuck out.
Learn to zipper, noobs.

~HotSake~

1 comment for this entry:

Maddison
June 30th, 2009 on 11:22 am
River white and red.
Within your halting current.
I sit still and wait.

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