Epic Default Productions

Self Portrait

Help! I was lured here with promises of candy and puppies!

Not really.

I am Epic Defaults new slave, Snifit

I am but a young’n, but I know my way around a console or two.

I am the embodiment of the angry geek, who is angered by the simplest of conflicts, whether it be DRM, the lack of creativeness in the gaming industry, or how that stupid neighborhood kid is a lagger, and there is no way in hell that plasma grenade could’ve stuck me.

I love the classic Nintendo consoles, and I can still do a wicked fast speed run of Star Fox 64.

Since I am currently being oppressed by the federal education school system, most of my game time has been stolen away by cosines and dangling participles. However, there attempts to make my life miserable are all for naught, as I spend most of the night playing Halo, GTA, or whatever else.

That is, until the next morning, until I complain about how late I was up last night.

And then I do it again.

I hope to help out the Epic Default team by secretly spitting in their coffee when they aren’t looking.

That will have to wait for now, but until then, I will silently be increasing my panda army, in my secret hollowed out volcano lair.

~Snifit